Marriage is all about balance. For some couples, that balance looks like the wife doing literally everything, while her husband complains a bit about. Hardworking wives everywhere can agree that it's a full time job keeping a house in order and feeding everyone who lives under your roof, so why is it that women get strapped with the responsibility of juggling a full time unpaid job as well as a 40 hour a week job with a salary? Ladies can handle the heat, that's why. A man would crumble if they had to constantly remember which paper products are running low and if they had to keep tabs of what food is going bad in the fridge. If the wife wasn't around and their keys were lost, there would be nobody to find them. It's not that your husband is useless, it's just that his contributions are largely aesthetic. It's a good thing he's cute, funny, and rich.